The Case of the Haunted Chateau
This was probably the messiest case we've ever worked. I thought I would share this testimonial from the client herself. The client was pleasant enough if not a bit... off? Actually, honestly speaking she was a complete loon! Ceremonial magicians do get into all sorts of trouble, don't they? Oh I shouldn't have said that, it's very unprofessional. She did pay in cash.
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Servicemen Par Excellence!
Oh, where to begin? I must say, I never imagined myself writing a review for something as mundane as a waste disposal service, but then again, I never expected to find one quite so… adaptable. You see, my family estate, sprawling and stately as it may be, has certain peculiarities—and no, I don’t mean the usual country house quirks. I’m referring to the spirits. Rude ones, at that. Yes, several dreadfully unsightly relatives still linger about the…
Thanks mate I was feeling left out 😉